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Here, have a cookie.

Eh? What for?

It's your birthday nimrod. I almost thought about not doing anything.

Wait, it is. No way. My birthday is on the-...oh it's already the 13th.

Yeah you almost missed it. Happy Birthday idiot.

You could at least be nice!

I got you a cookie.

....SO YOU DID! *OMNOMNOMNOM*

So how old are you now anyways?

Twenty six.

....SAY WHAT!?

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