The Black Cat

Hm... oh good, you guys again.

H-hey there dude, we're not going to bug you about that thing again, y-yeah.
BUT we are going to ask you are you STILL seriously SINGLE? I mean look at you!

Maybe I'm just not interested in relationships, did that thought ever arise.

Or maybe you're gay, but hell that's not a real problem.

If I was would that be any of your business?

Everything is our business!
That's our job!
To get you laid... or at least get you to make out with someone.

...Wow.
At least you're honest about it, I guess.

LALALALALALALA
I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU THINGS, LALALALALAAAA!
I don't even have any interest in the things you're telling me to do, I don't even know anybody here and you're telling me to go do stuff!?

Yeah man, you can't be hung up on all the fine ladies in your world that ain't here.

Seriously man, you gotta' get out there and get on your game! Aren't you lonely, man!?

No. No. No. A million times, NO!