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[straycatgunning]

Hm... oh good, you guys again.

H-hey there dude, we're not going to bug you about that thing again, y-yeah.
BUT we are going to ask you are you STILL seriously SINGLE? I mean look at you!

Maybe I'm just not interested in relationships, did that thought ever arise.

Or maybe you're gay, but hell that's not a real problem.

If I was would that be any of your business?

Everything is our business!
That's our job!
To get you laid... or at least get you to make out with someone.

...Wow.
At least you're honest about it, I guess.